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My First Steps with a Real Premium Sextoy

Switching from cheap sextoys to a quality dildo is a big move. It means changing your budget, your expectations, and often your entire approach to pleasure. At the time, I was looking for something better designed, safer, and more stimulating. I stumbled across the BFG during a sale on Clonezone UK, just before Brexit made EU orders more complicated. Right toy, right timing.

From Disposable Toys to One Built to Last

For a long time, I stuck with entry-level sextoys from Amazon or AliExpress. They were cheap, easy to get, sometimes even fun in the moment… but they were never built to last. Basic textures, questionable quality, and most of all, real doubts about the safety of the materials.

I started looking for something better. I wanted a toy with volume, sure, but also with control. Not just a rigid cylinder to shove in, but a toy designed to build pressure gradually, with real curves and a bit of flexibility. I considered Bad Dragon, but importing was a pain. Then I found Mr. Hankey’s Toys.

What convinced me? Certified silicone, a range of sizes and firmness levels, and at the time, the option to order via Clonezone without customs fees. These days, with added Brexit import costs, I recommend going through Dark-Ink, Gaymegastore, or another EU-based retailer instead.

I chose the XL size, drawn to the promise of deep stimulation and a true filling sensation. The BFG was my first real premium sextoy. And it completely changed the way I experience anal pleasure.

Simple Packaging, No Frills — But It Works

Don’t expect a fancy box or jewelry-style case. The BFG comes in a clear plastic wrap, tucked into a plain cardboard box. When you open it, there’s no fluff: the toy is right there, visible, ready to go after a good wash. Sometimes there’s a Mr. Hankey’s Toys sticker included, but that’s about it.

It’s minimalist, maybe even a little barebones. Some might find that underwhelming for a high-end toy, but honestly, I’d rather skip the excess packaging. And most importantly, it’s discreet. The box doesn’t give away what’s inside — always a good thing when ordering this kind of item.

Sizes, Firmness, Colors: A Sextoy That Adapts

Like most Mr. Hankey’s Toys models, the BFG can be customized to suit your needs. Size, firmness, color, base — nearly every aspect can be tailored to fit your body and your play style. That’s what makes this toy surprisingly versatile, despite its intimidating look.

Four Sizes, Four Ways to Play

The BFG is available in four main sizes through resellers, each offering a clear step up in intensity:

  • Medium – Substantial already, this size delivers a real filling sensation without going overboard. Great for those with some experience using girthy toys.
  • Large – A clear step up in both diameter and length. The intensity builds quickly, and the sense of fullness becomes very pronounced.
  • XL – Now we’re in big league territory. This one is clearly aimed at stretch lovers and fans of intense sessions.
  • XXL – A massive beast for the truly bold. This isn’t gentle play — it’s a serious physical challenge.

Exclusive option on the official site: a XS size is also available for those who want the BFG’s design without the intimidating scale. With its curvature, textures, and moderate volume, it’s a great way to discover the Mr. Hankey’s range without (too much) strain.

Choosing the Right Firmness for Your Play

The BFG isn’t just customizable in size — it also comes in different firmness levels, allowing you to fine-tune your experience based on your preferences, comfort level, or experience.

  • 40% Soft – The most flexible option. Very soft and bendy, it eases insertion and softens the girth progression. Ideal for long sessions or more sensitive users.
  • 75% Soft – The most common firmness among European resellers. It strikes a nice balance between squishiness and structure, offering a very lifelike feel during penetration.
  • Medium Firm – Firmer and denser. This version makes the BFG’s texture and bumps more pronounced, ramping up the intensity during play.
  • Extra Firm – A solid silicone rod. For those who like firm, unyielding pressure with zero give. Strictly for rigid toy enthusiasts.

Note: Currently, only Gaymegastore and Dark Ink stock this model in Europe without customs fees, but only in the 75% Soft version. For access to other firmness levels, you’ll need to order from the official Mr. Hankey’s Toys website, keeping in mind the extra import costs.

Subtle Shades… or Bold Colors on Demand

Among European retailers, the BFG is generally only available in black — a practical, versatile choice, but somewhat limited.

Ordering directly from the Mr. Hankey’s Toys website opens up a whole new world: over 25 color options are available, from Natural Tan to Deep Brown, as well as bolder options like Bubblegum Pink, Pearlescent, Dual-tone, and even a metallic finish for an extra fee.

Some finishes are limited editions, only available during certain seasons. Mr. Hankey’s is one of the few brands offering such a wide level of customization — a real plus if you want a toy that truly stands out.

Vac-U-Lock Compatible: A Big Plus for Versatile Play

The BFG may be massive, but it’s not just for solo use. Thanks to its flat, wide base, it can be used with certain harnesses. And most importantly, it’s compatible with the Vac-U-Lock system — as long as you opt for the version with a hole at the base.

On the official Mr. Hankey’s Toys website, this feature is offered as an optional upgrade. It allows you to attach the toy to a compatible harness or adapt it to other accessories (like suction cups, motorized bases, etc.). With some retailers like Gaymegastore or Dark Ink, the Vac-U-Lock version is included by default, so you don’t have to select it separately.

It’s a big advantage if you enjoy hands-free play or practice pegging regularly. Just make sure you choose a harness that supports rings of at least 3 inches for the Medium size — and even larger for the bigger ones. The BFG’s girth requires solid support, and not all harnesses are built for toys this size.

A Design Full of Curves and Ridges

With the BFG, Mr. Hankey’s Toys delivers a truly distinctive toy — far from the usual realistic or purely decorative styles. One look and it’s clear: this is not your average dildo. Its alien, almost biomechanical look is both intriguing and seductive. But this isn’t just artistic flair: every curve, bump, and ridge is designed to create a specific sensation — making the BFG a full-body experience, not just a size challenge.

A Hybrid Aesthetic: Between Abyssal Creature and Pleasure Tool

The BFG doesn’t try to mimic human anatomy. Neither realistic phallus nor animal-inspired, it feels more like a deep-sea creature: tentacle-like shape, organic look, irregular textures, and calculated curves. The curved tip resembles a beak or marine appendage, perfectly shaped to anchor naturally against the prostate or G-spot.

This isn’t a “cute” or smooth design. It’s deliberately strange, maybe even unsettling — but never vulgar. It sparks curiosity, and more importantly, it works. Every detail serves a purpose. This toy doesn’t try to be reassuring — it offers a different idea of pleasure: immersive, visceral, almost alien.

Three Distinct Zones… for Three Types of Sensation

The BFG’s body is divided into several segments, each playing a unique role in building intensity:

  • The curved tip is slim yet textured, offering a soft entry with targeted stimulation. It quickly activates sensitive zones (P-spot / G-spot) thanks to its shape and adjustable firmness.
  • The central body, made of two or three bulges depending on the size, combines wavy ridges, gentle bumps, and smooth areas. This is where the sensations build progressively — rubbing, stretching, deep massage. Each centimeter brings something new.
  • The final knot is much larger and acts as a real threshold. It’s a mental and physical turning point. Crossing it — or not — becomes a decision in itself. For some, it’s the peak of pleasure. For others, a limit to flirt with but not necessarily cross.

A Wide, Textured Base for Grip and Control

The flat and slightly concave base offers excellent grip. It helps with leverage, thrusting, or pivoting, even with slippery hands. It also serves as a solid anchor for harness use or for stabilizing the toy on the floor or against a firm surface.

Beyond Size: A Controlled Experience

The BFG is impressive at first sight due to its sheer size, but it’s during use that it reveals its full potential. Unlike other massive dildos that rely only on bulk or exaggerated shapes, this one offers a true sensory journey. Each stage of insertion changes everything. You feel the transitions, the tight spots, the moments of release — and especially that curvature that naturally finds the right angle. You don’t need to be a fisting pro or prostate expert to enjoy it: if you take your time, the BFG is welcome… and shockingly effective.

Surprisingly Smooth Insertion

Despite its size, the BFG XL doesn’t try to take over all at once. The slightly bulged, rounded head glides in smoothly once well lubricated. It initiates movement without any blocking or overly abrupt sensations. The soft silicone at 75% Soft firmness plays a key role: it adapts to your body while maintaining enough structure to move forward without frustration. Every centimeter is felt, but never forced.

Progressive Increase in Volume

The BFG’s design is based on an alternation of bulges and narrower zones. As it goes deeper, the feeling of fullness increases — but in stages. This steady progression lets your body adapt without strain, even at XL size. Every ridge has a purpose: some widen, some hold, others trigger a subtle jump in stimulation. This modular design makes the experience highly adaptable, whether you prefer slow entry or a more dynamic ride once settled in.

Targeted Prostate Stimulation

The BFG’s curve, paired with its medium firmness, naturally presses against the prostate. No need to find the “perfect” angle: once the head is in, it tends to lock itself into place. A simple rocking or pressing motion is enough to turn up the intensity. Unlike straight, rigid dildos that only “hit” deep, this one applies continuous, diffuse pressure — great for slow, powerful prostate orgasms without even touching the penis.

Subtle Yet Distinct Textures

The BFG’s surface isn’t smooth — it features a set of textures that really show up during movement. The gentle bumps along the upper shaft, the textured spine, the wavy lines around the knot — all contribute to a deep massage effect when the toy moves, even slowly. The knot itself is a challenge, but also a true climax of sensation. When it goes in (and it won’t always), it creates a moment of “lock-in” followed by intense release. It’s almost like a symbolic finish line for stretch lovers.

Use, Cleaning, and Storage: Making the Most of Your BFG

The BFG is a large, textured, high-end silicone sex toy. To ensure a safe and pleasant experience over time, it requires a bit of care and preparation. Here’s everything you need to know to enjoy it without surprises.

Cleaning: Be Thorough and Consistent

Like any silicone toy, the BFG should be carefully cleaned after each use. Its size and texture require more attention than average.

  • Basic cleaning: Warm water + mild soap or a toy cleaner. Don’t forget the creases around the head and the knot.
  • Disinfection: Boil it for 2–3 minutes or run it through the dishwasher (no detergent).
  • Avoid harsh chemicals: No alcohol, no pure bleach, no industrial wipes. These can dry out or degrade the silicone.
  • Drying: Let it air dry or use a clean cloth. Avoid putting it into a case while still damp.

Storage: Find What Works for You

The BFG isn’t a toy you just toss into a pouch. It’s big, heavy, and prone to collecting dust.

  • Avoid contact with other toys: Especially those made of TPE or PVC.
  • Use a cloth pouch or fabric bag: Cotton bread bags work surprisingly well — they’re cheap, reduce lint buildup, and allow airflow.
  • Store it in a clean, dry place: Use a dedicated drawer, hard box, or shelf out of direct light and away from pet hair. Don’t leave it loose with other objects.

Which Lube Works Best?

The BFG is made from medical-grade, non-porous, and durable silicone. But like all silicone toys, it may not be compatible with every lubricant.

  • Water-based lubes: Recommended for smooth, safe glide.
  • Silicone-based lubes: Some may be compatible, but always patch-test on a small area (like the base) before regular use.
  • Oil-based lubes: Avoid unless you’ve confirmed compatibility — they may degrade the material over time.

Preparation and pacing: not optional

With a toy the size of the BFG, your approach matters. This isn’t a plug-and-play toy — even in the 75% Soft version.

  • Warm-up recommended: Start with a smaller toy or slowly work your way through the BFG’s first bumps.
  • Generous lubrication: The BFG doesn’t absorb lube much, but its size means you’ll need a lot to keep things smooth.
  • Relaxation and breathing: The more your body is relaxed, the more enjoyable the experience. Take your time.

The BFG: volume, pleasure, and control

The BFG isn’t just another XXL dildo. It’s a thoughtfully designed, sculpted, and well-balanced toy that uses curves, textures, and progressive sizing to create an experience that’s both intense and controlled. You don’t need to be a stretch expert to enjoy it — with its tapered tip, gradual girth, and smooth feel, it’s challenging yet accessible… if you take your time and prep properly.

Its XL size gives a real sense of fullness without ever feeling aggressive. It presses, massages, and anchors — and if you love feeling every inch, the BFG delivers. With its high-quality silicone, Vac-U-Lock base, and excellent craftsmanship, it’s built to be a reliable long-term partner.

This isn’t a gimmick toy. It’s a bold piece of gear made for those who enjoy density, girth, and intensifying sensations. If that’s your kind of play, you’ll be hard-pressed to find better in this category.

Where to buy the BFG by Mr. Hankey’s Toys

If you’re in Europe, the best places to order the BFG are Gaymegastore and Dark-Ink. These shops offer standard versions (black, 75% firmness) at fair prices with fast shipping and no import fees. It’s the easiest and most affordable way to get your hands on this massive toy.

You can also order directly from Mr. Hankey’s Toys, especially if you want a custom version: color options, firmness levels, or Vac-U-Lock base add-ons. Just be aware of possible import taxes and longer delivery times — this route is best for users seeking a very specific setup.

The BFG in images

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