Test of the Horse Dildo II: An Equestrian Experience Like No Other

Searching for the Perfect Equine Dildo

For a while, I had wanted to treat myself to a dildo inspired by the equine world. My first choice was the Chance Unflared from Bad Dragon, but between the high price and, more importantly, the import and shipping fees—sometimes exceeding the cost of the product itself—this model became difficult to justify. I then turned to Mr. Hankey’s Toys, a brand well known for its realistic and imposing creations. The first Horse Dildo from the brand had already caught my eye, but when the Horse Dildo II was released, its smoother and more streamlined design immediately won me over.

A Thoughtful Purchase and a Great Opportunity

Taking advantage of a 20% discount during Black Friday 2024, I placed my order with Gaymegastore, a shop based in Prague, Czech Republic, and one I was trying for the first time. One of its major advantages is that it ships from within the European Union, avoiding customs fees and import taxes for European customers. Initially, I had planned to order from Dark Ink (France), but their promotional offer this year did not match those of previous years. So I took the plunge and opted for the XXL size, in red, with the Vac-U-Hole option.

Simple but Effective Packaging

As always with Mr. Hankey’s Toys, the packaging remains minimalistic: a protective plastic film, without a box or storage pouch. While it provides basic protection, its airtightness largely depends on transport conditions. A more refined packaging would have been a welcome addition, especially for those who like to store their sex toys in optimal conditions right from the start.

Third Mr. Hankey’s Toys dildo I’ve tested… and the third time I forget to take a picture of the packaging. Probably too impatient to unwrap it!

Choosing the Right Version of the Horse Dildo II

The Horse Dildo II from Mr. Hankey’s Toys comes in multiple sizes, firmness, and colors, though options vary by retailer. This dildo is designed for lovers of extreme sensations, but the manufacturer also offers a more accessible version for those wanting to explore this kind of toy.

From XS to 4XL: Which Size to Choose?

This model is available in four main sizes:

• Small/Medium – A good starting point for those wanting to experience equine sensations without too much difficulty.
• Large – A step up in intensity with a more imposing diameter, already suited for those used to voluminous dildos.
• XXL – A real challenge, designed for stretch enthusiasts and those who enjoy extreme fullness.
• 4XL – The ultimate size, a monumental dildo that pushes the limits of what’s possible.

Exclusive Option on the Official Website: Mr. Hankey’s Toys also offers an XS version for each size. This variant is closer to standard dildo dimensions while retaining the design of the Horse Dildo II, providing a more accessible alternative for those who want to test this model without the intimidating size.

A Firmness for Every Preference

At European retailers (Gaymegastore & Dark Ink): Only the 75% Soft option is available, offering a good balance between flexibility and support for easier insertion.

On the official Mr. Hankey’s Toys website: Several firmness levels are available to suit all preferences:

• 40% Soft – Very soft, ideal for those who want a smoother, more gradual insertion.
• 75% Soft – A compromise between flexibility and structure, providing good hold while remaining comfortable.
• Med Firm – Firmer, enhancing sensations and requiring more experience with this kind of toy.
• Extra Firm – Maximum rigidity, reserved for the most experienced users and fans of intense penetration.

If you’re looking for a more personalized sensation, the manufacturer’s website remains the best option, though import fees might be a deterrent.

Varied Colors Depending on the Retailer

The choice of colors largely depends on the retailer. At Gaymegastore, the Horse Dildo II is only available in red, while Dark Ink offers an alternative in black in addition to this shade.

For those looking for a more personalized touch, the manufacturer’s official website offers a wide range of colors, including marbled, bicolored, and even fully customized hues.

If you’re looking for a specific color or a particular firmness, ordering directly from Mr. Hankey’s Toys might be a good option. However, keep in mind that import and shipping costs can quickly add up.

A Powerful and Bestial Design

The Horse Dildo II from Mr. Hankey’s Toys follows the general lines of equine-inspired dildos but with a refined design that offers a smoother and more realistic experience. Unlike its predecessor, which had a more pronounced and rugged texture, this model focuses on sleeker lines and subtle detailing while maintaining a bestial and imposing presence.

An Imposing and Well-Defined Silhouette

The moment you hold it, you realize you’re dealing with a massive toy. The head is wide and rounded, faithfully resembling equine anatomy, with a slight swelling around the crown that creates noticeable resistance during entry. The transition to the dildo’s shaft is smooth, with no abrupt demarcations, allowing for a progressive insertion.

The shaft is thick and slightly ribbed, but the detailing remains subtle. Unlike some equine models that exaggerate veins and textures, here, Mr. Hankey’s Toys has opted for a more realistic finish while still ensuring a maximum fullness effect. Midway down, the skin features a pronounced fold, serving as a depth marker.

A Massive Base with Thoughtful Details

One of the most striking features of the Horse Dildo II is its imposing base. The sculpted testicles are not only visually appealing but also very pleasant to the touch. They add some weight to the dildo, keeping it stable during use, particularly in a squat position. Their generous size also enhances the bestial and dominant aesthetic.

Additionally, my model includes a Vac-U-Hole, making it compatible with various accessories or suitable harnesses. This is a valuable feature that increases the toy’s versatility and allows for a variety of play experiences.

In summary, the Horse Dildo II balances power and realism, with a well-crafted design that merges smooth lines with an imposing sense of mass. A toy that makes no compromises on presence, catering to those who crave intense sensations.

An Immersive Experience and a Challenge to Overcome

The Horse Dildo II in XXL size is a real test of endurance. Its massive design and firmness require a methodical approach, but once tamed, it delivers unparalleled sensations of fullness and pressure. This dildo is not just a pleasure object—it’s a challenge in itself, requiring careful preparation and a good understanding of one’s own body.

An Entry You Can Feel

Unlike other models that allow for a gradual introduction, this dildo immediately plunges into the action. Its considerable diameter doesn’t permit a gentle start: you need to be ready before the first contact. Preparing with smaller toys and warming up properly is essential to avoid discomfort or strain.

The entry is characterized by a sensation of elasticity and resistance: every millimeter is intensely felt. Once well-lubricated and prepared, the dildo slides in smoothly, and its weight provides an inertia that amplifies sensations with every movement.

Depth is Achievable, but There Are Limits

With its 41.91 cm total length and 32.39 cm insertable length, this dildo offers a vast depth potential. However, it’s not just about length—the width plays a crucial role in how deep you can go. The skin fold midway down acts as a natural depth marker, as it’s often where progression starts becoming more difficult.

A XXL Dildo That Requires Care and Preparation

Owning an XXL dildo like the Horse Dildo II from Mr. Hankey’s Toys comes with certain daily considerations. Its size and material require thorough cleaning, proper storage, and a thoughtful approach for optimal use. Here’s everything you need to know to fully enjoy it.

• Cleaning after each use: Wash the dildo with warm water and a mild soap or a dedicated sex toy cleaner. Avoid harsh soaps that could damage the silicone surface.
• Deep disinfection: Boil the dildo for 2 to 3 minutes or use a dishwasher without detergent for effective sterilization.
• Avoid alcohol and harsh products: Contrary to some misconceptions, alcohol-based solutions are not recommended for cleaning silicone dildos. They can dry out the material and reduce its durability.
• Complete drying: Let the dildo air dry on a clean surface or use a soft cloth to prevent moisture retention.
• Clean and secure storage: To prevent dust accumulation or contact with other silicone sex toys (which could damage each other), use a breathable fabric bag or a dedicated storage box.

For a more detailed guide, check out the official article from Mr. Hankey’s Toys:

How to clean giant silicone dildos.

Storage: How to properly store an XXL dildo?

Unlike smaller sex toys that can be stored discreetly, an XXL dildo like the Horse Dildo II requires a dedicated space to prevent dust accumulation or deformation.

Avoid direct contact with other sex toys

Silicone dildos should never be stored in direct contact with other silicone, TPE, or PVC sex toys. Prolonged contact could alter their surface, making them sticky or damaged.

Use a fabric pouch to protect the surface

The Horse Dildo II does not come with a storage pouch. I found a simple and affordable alternative: cotton bread bags. For about €6 on Amazon, they prevent direct contact with other surfaces and allow for proper ventilation, reducing moisture buildup. A practical solution for protecting your dildos long-term, though these bags might be more accessible in France than in other countries.

Store it in a clean, dry place

• Avoid leaving the dildo exposed on a shelf where it could collect dust.
• Store it in a drawer or an airtight box, ideally in a fabric bag, to protect it from dirt and pet hair.

Usage tips: preparation and lubrication are essential

Essential preparation before insertion

The Horse Dildo II doesn’t hold back. Unlike other more gradual models, entry is massive right from the start, making proper warm-up essential to avoid discomfort.

• A proper warm-up: Before using an XXL sex toy, working with smaller dildos can help ease the transition.
• Relaxation exercises: Breathing techniques and voluntary muscle contractions can help relax the area and make insertion smoother.
• Choosing the right lube: A water-based lubricant is recommended. Silicone-based lubes are incompatible with silicone sex toys and may damage the dildo’s surface.

The Vac-U-Hole option: a real plus?

The Vac-U-Hole option is included by default with most resellers. This system allows for a stable and secure attachment to various accessories, making the Horse Dildo II more versatile.

• Harness compatibility: Using a Vac-U-Lock adapter, the dildo can be secured to a harness, providing a more immersive and dynamic experience for couples.
• Machine compatibility: The Vac-U-Hole allows the dildo to be attached to a sex machine, enabling effortless stimulation and consistent movements.
• Additional accessories: Some users add handles or other compatible extensions to customize their experience.

This option is a real advantage for those looking to explore different ways to use their dildo, whether solo or with a partner.

Horse Dildo II in Summary: A Challenge Conquered?

The Horse Dildo II from Mr. Hankey’s Toys is not just another XXL sex toy—it’s a true test to overcome. From the first time you hold it, its size, realistic design, and weight command respect. Its direct and intense entry leaves no room for improvisation: proper warm-up is essential to fully enjoy it. Unlike other models that allow for gradual progression, this one throws you straight into a raw and untamed experience.

The sensations are intense: extreme fullness, deep stretching, and impressive depth for those who manage to master it. Its high-quality silicone ensures comfort, though its firmness—depending on the chosen size—can add to the challenge.

In short, this dildo is a challenge, but the reward is worth it. If you enjoy large toys and are looking for an intense and immersive experience, the Horse Dildo II might become a must-have in your collection. However, if you’re a beginner or unsure of your ability to handle such a beast, it’s best to start with a more gradual model before taking the plunge.

Where to Buy the Horse Dildo II?

If you’re in Europe, the best options to purchase the Horse Dildo II are Gaymegastore and Dark Ink. These two resellers offer competitive prices and allow you to avoid customs fees and import taxes, making them great alternatives to the official website.

There’s always the option to buy directly from the Mr. Hankey’s Toys website, but due to high shipping costs and import taxes, this option is really only worthwhile if you want to customize your sex toy (color choice, specific texture, etc.). In that case, purchasing from the manufacturer remains the best way to get a unique product.

• Mr. Hankey’s Toys (US)
• dark-ink.com (FR)
• dildoking.de (DE)
• gaymegastore.eu (CZ)

If you’re looking for an XXL dildo inspired by the equine world, with a design that is both realistic and primal, then the Horse Dildo II is an excellent choice. Get ready for an extraordinary experience!

Admire the Horse Dildo II from Every Angle